Instead of giving you a run-down of the perks you’d get here at Coolblue-BB,
I’m going to tell you exactly what you won’t get here:
Welcome to the Coolblue Re-Redux
Looking for that same dog and pony show that you get when you visit those other sites?
Sorry to disappoint.
Here all our content is stored on our Google Drive, so we’re able to give you what you’ve always dreamed of: a pleasant experience, without the hassle.
No Slow Speeds
Bandwidth throttling is the intentional slowing of an internet service, to a client, by an internet service provider. Here you download as fast as Google lets you – which is faster then the other guys.
No Wait Times
Websites incur a lot of cost for bandwidth, so they try to discourage people from using their free services.
Stop and wait?
All we know is GO.
NO BROKEN LINKS
This isn’t a popularity contest and we don’t remove links when their numbers aren’t up.
Links are up for as long as we pay the bills.
How’s that for a gimmick?
OUR LOYAL FANBASE
A few of our fans dropped by to give us some feedback, off-the-cuff, with no fluff.
Somewhere between the content quality and the lack of advertisements it hit me. I was, like, dude, how did you manage to dwell in the dark for so long without seeing the light?
JOE NECKBONE
SELF-PROCLAIMED BIGGEST FAN RECENTLY TURNED-OUT BY COOLBLUE-BB
The first time I used Coolblue, I said: “Gawd, Miss Thang! This is it!”
SHENIQUA
NOOB TO THE SCENE TURNED-OUT BY COOLBLUE-BB
Imagine sitting through a routine of the woild’s woist comedian, and the jokes just keep getting woise. That’s Coolblue-BB!
LENNY
CHRONIC COMPLAINER DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE’S TALKING ABOUT
